The Haus of Mama Chung

one woman's fight against her multiple personalities
Ask me anything

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

thewomanfromitaly:

oh my god

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

Anonymous said: Sailor Pikachu !!!!

kinomatika:

s..sailor Pi?

im sorry i had no idea what you meant but i was intrigued

gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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(Source: asterkid)

keisuk3 said: Top 5 yaoi anatomies

oceanlord:

gatorbiscuits:

  1. 
I went searching in “Virgin Love”, and now I’m crying. I don’t understand what I am looking at.
  2. capset:

i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD WHQBQRGREHTN
  3. image

The first one made me spit my coffee.

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312)

closetofpa:

Here are some photos I talked about in this post! So happy they turned out this pretty!

More to come!

moregloriouspurpose:

hey so my tagging tendencies are erratic at best but please, if i’m not tagging something you need/want tagged - whether it’s a trigger or just something you’d rather not see - PLEASE let me know SPECIFICALLY what it is so i can help you be safe!

unless you don’t wanna see shit about genital hygiene or civil rights. that’s a type of uncomfortable you should be.

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

Anonymous said: Would you mind showing how you draw your face profiles/side views? You're really good at it and like the noses are really cute and your jawbones don't look all awkward either;;

ruf1ohn1tram:

i made another giff because i cant explain shit u-u

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